Short Man's Disease

Which stands for short, angry male. My last blog ended with me taking a shot at Stuie for jellyfishing. Well, this entire blog is dedicated to the little guy and his anger. Russ gets teased about getting angry and blurting stuff that makes you scratch your head and say, "Whoa, ease up there short stuff!" It has now been scientifically proven that he REALLY does suffer from Short Man's Disease.

The Stumeister submitted an application for Parker Water, and they ask him to take a psyche evaluation. The questionaire had questions like "Have you ever hit someone?" "When was the last time you hit someone?" "Do you get angry?" etc. The evaluation has about 100 questions, which apparently is too long since he stopped halfway through and turned it in incomplete. Well, that's what he should've done. He doesn't hear back from Parker Water and ends up talking to the guy who was pushing him to apply. The guy told Russ that the word was that he failed the psyche evaluation. In other words, Parker Water doesn't want someone who has the potential to go off on another employee and/or customer. Failing an exam I can understand, but how does one not pass a psyche evaluation?! Note to self: Do not tease Russ while he is handling a firearm, shovel, wrench, hammer, etc.

Seeing that I know a few short guys it would be interesting to take a poll and find out who has the most anger built up. Would it be Stuie? Lomax? Grant? Pablo? If I was a betting man, my money would be on Pablo. He's the sleeper of the bunch, but who else do you know dresses up in camo and brings binoculars to a track and field day? You could also make the case for Grant and Lomax (being former wrestlers). Feel free to weigh in on the matter.